Acne Survivor Mugs

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Nervous Oral Testing

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

PROBLEM AREAS

"I'm here for the hair."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Asthma cats

Spot Check

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

"Check it out! It's the latest advance in pimple cover-up technology! And it only costs $1.99!"

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

Hay Fever Preventives.

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'Gesundheit.'

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

'Well, I don't know how you managed to mistake poison ivy for a fig leaf!'

"With 1 being the lowest, and 10 being the highest, could you rate the pain of your headache?"

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'