Achievement Unlocker Gifts

'As you get older and get a job, you will find that merit badges are called bonuses.'

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Win - win

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Well, we made it.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Elf of the Month

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Employee of the Month - male.

Champion.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Graduate.

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

'Have you been in long?'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'