Achievement Unlocker Gifts

'As you get older and get a job, you will find that merit badges are called bonuses.'

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Win - win

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'Well, we made it.'

Elf of the Month

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Employee of the Month - male.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Champion.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Graduate.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Have you been in long?'

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'