Ace Archer T-Shirts

Anyone for tennis?

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

Women's Martial Arts Center

A Bloody Butcher

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Whack-a-molecule

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

William Tell

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

William Tell Executions.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Life Is Just A Game

Dog biting Cat.

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Snooker.