Accounts Clerk Prints

Intrays for accounts payments department

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"Useless information"

Sheep Ledger

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Gone Bookkeepin'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

Accountant Manqué

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Records?

A Lady Out Shopping.