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Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'

The Rubber Ball Company

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Sheep Ledger

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

IRS Audit Section

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Intelligent dog.

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'