Accolade Seeker Pillows

Woman in Floral Outfit leaving Flower Show.

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

Butterfly Woman

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"They’re real."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Presenter Auditions.

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

HornyWood

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

A woman bows to the crowd

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Metaphors.

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"I won it for being lice-free."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Will work for recognition.