Accident-prone Handymen T-Shirts

"I really think you should swallow your pride and go to A&E..."

A DIY disaster.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"You run into a window, too?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Storm'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Broken ankle.

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

DIY store with a first aid department

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Attack of footballs.

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

Medical insurance reminder

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

Joe Snook, D.I.Y enthusiast, lived here.

Roller blader with bandaged head

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

You've Got Nail!

The bad news is Wally fell in the sander. The good news is he's nice and smooth!

Statue of American Footballer Knocks Out Owner.

'I really appreciate the visit Sarah, but you're sitting on my broken leg!'

Secure Your Ladder

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."