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"I really think you should swallow your pride and go to A&E..."

A DIY disaster.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"You run into a window, too?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Storm'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Broken ankle.

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

DIY store with a first aid department

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Medical insurance reminder

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

Attack of footballs.

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

Roller blader with bandaged head

88. 20. 911. That guy is always hurt.

Joe Snook, D.I.Y enthusiast, lived here.

You've Got Nail!

The bad news is Wally fell in the sander. The good news is he's nice and smooth!

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I really appreciate the visit Sarah, but you're sitting on my broken leg!'

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