'I think probably the topper, Clive.'
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He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre
A Bloody Butcher
Nerd tryouts.
'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'
Whack-a-molecule
"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"
"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."
"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"
The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams
Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.
Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.
A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.
'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'
Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,
"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
Jurassic Country Club.
Life Is Just A Game
Fruit Bonnet
"Today we're filling out mock college applications."
'What made that candidate stand out?'
"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."
If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...
'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'
'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'
Ears Pierced While You Wait
Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.
"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."
Whac-a-Virus.
"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"
'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'
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