Accessory Ace Mugs

'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

A Bloody Butcher

Nerd tryouts.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Whack-a-molecule

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Jurassic Country Club.

Fruit Bonnet

Life Is Just A Game

'What made that candidate stand out?'

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"Classical guitar hero"

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'