Accessories Mugs

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

The He-Man Bag

Bag Lady.

It was time to clear out her handbag.

She let her fascinator do the talking...

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

Sunglasses Wardrobe

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

'I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!'

"Frankly, Edna, I think it's more noticeable than your shoes not matching your dress."

wattle covers

"Where'd you buy that cool cane?"

The latest in Eyewear.

'You want how many handbags?'

Flower umbrella.

Dog decides what hat to wear.

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got for you this Father's Day because it glows in the dark!'

'Herb liked his medical alert bracelet so much, he got the matching earrings.'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Big Sunglasses Hiding Big Eyes.

'Where's your other glove?'

"You can't see it, so how do you know you don't like it?"

"I shan't be sorry when big bags go out of fashion."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."

A watch face with Stonehenge

I Hate My Hat Magazine

Pants-Nez

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I'm in my other handbag."