Accessories Mugs

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

The He-Man Bag

Bag Lady.

It was time to clear out her handbag.

She let her fascinator do the talking...

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

Sunglasses Wardrobe

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

"Frankly, Edna, I think it's more noticeable than your shoes not matching your dress."

'I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!'

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Where'd you buy that cool cane?"

"You can't see it, so how do you know you don't like it?"

Flower umbrella.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Where's your other glove?'

'You want how many handbags?'

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got for you this Father's Day because it glows in the dark!'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

"I shan't be sorry when big bags go out of fashion."

Big Sunglasses Hiding Big Eyes.

wattle covers

'Herb liked his medical alert bracelet so much, he got the matching earrings.'

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

(The White Man's Burden) (Why am I wearing this hat?)

"Watch my purse, okay?"

Leatherwork Chart

Utopian Fedoras.

"I'm in my other handbag."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Fascinator