Acceptance Milestone Gifts

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pilot with champagne.

"When did she start crawling?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Legs up to here!"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'