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'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

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"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

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You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

Sorry I thought you were British – I'm just terrible with accents.

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Newcastle United: 'Can you have Mr Souness's Geordie inerpreter sent into the boardroom.'

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"