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'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

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"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"