Academic Woes Sympathizer Mugs

'But...Just think how much better I could be doing, if only we had school-sponsored prayer sessions.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

An Archeologic Dig

'People, get a half-life!'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

I hate group projects

'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'

History exam marked as an 'Epic fail'.

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Mathematicians' put down.

Undergraduate talking to college porter

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'It's the toxic learning environment.'

'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

"Would a beard make me look more academic?"

"Young lady, if your grades don't improve, I'm going to let your father sign up for TikTok."