Academic Whiz Prints

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

"Staff support"

Big Bang Theory.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Out and In.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Gracie's baby toys.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."