Academic Whiz Mugs

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

"Staff support"

Big Bang Theory.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Out and In.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Gracie's baby toys.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance