"I'm afraid you lack the power to exile a professor to a branch campus."
Academic Power Player Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the unstoppable intellect and leadership of an academic power player? Our selection of cleverly designed products captures their sharp mind and determination. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect item to celebrate their achievements and drive. These gifts add a touch of wit and inspiration to their daily routine, making every coffee break or study session more motivating. Show appreciation for the academic trailblazer in your life with something truly unique and heartfelt.
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
The president's men
"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'
'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'
"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"
"Mr Frimley will see you now."
'I really crammed last night.'
'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.
And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.
News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle
Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.
'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'
'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'
'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"
'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'
Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.
National Academy of Sport
A king and his paperwork.
"We've invented a new word!"
Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
"Where are redactions when you need them?"
"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!
'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'
"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"
Academic Power Player Gifts Collection
Academic Power Player Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs that celebrate the academic power player—perfect for inspiring mornings and coffee breaks.
Academic Power Player Pillows
Add some humor and motivation to their space with pillows that speak to their academic power and leadership qualities.
Academic Power Player Prints
Decorate their study or office with inspiring prints that highlight their academic strength and leadership in a creative way.
Academic Power Player T-Shirts
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