Academic Leader Pillows

'It would be lonely at the top if the phone didn't keep ringing.'

"Good boy."

Flags

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

K9 Literati

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Privacy - Surveillance

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Newton's vacation

Gold versus Knowledge

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'It's terribly frustrating. For 37 years he's been trying to prove that things equal to the same thing are not equal to each other.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Portrait of Sigmund Freud