Academic Honesty Enthusiasts Pillows

"But copying is the sincerest form of flattery!"

Scarcity

Scientists are sexy

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Max Weber

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'At least he's honest.'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

'That's it?'

Emile Durkheim

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

Let me guess...you peed on your homework again!

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."