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"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

"Well, there's one thing that I can say about Baldo...he's an honest young man. With grades like these...there's no way he's cheating."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Can't Affordiversity

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Let's be honest