Academic Discourse T-Shirts

Express their passion for academic dialogue with a witty T-shirt. Ideal for professors, students, or lifelong learners who appreciate a good intellectual joke or clever phrase.

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Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results. mockup

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

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'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.' mockup

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

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"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun." mockup

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

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'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!' mockup

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

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THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"Do you want to play doctorate?"

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!' mockup

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied mockup

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!" mockup

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?" mockup

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain mockup

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

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