Academia Skeptic Mugs

"OK...I'm no rocket scientist."

"Welcome to the future"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Personnel. Now, I want you to forget everything you learned in school. I'm way ahead of you!

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

AI Threat to Democracy

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.