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Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Continuing education.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Simply put.'

Genius Envy

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."