Academia Ponderer T-Shirts

Dress the intellectual in your life with a T-shirt that celebrates their love of learning and wit—ideal for students, teachers, or lifelong learners.

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'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.'

'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.' mockup

'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study." mockup

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.' mockup

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

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'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.' mockup

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I." mockup

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

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'At least I don't have his life.' mockup

'At least I don't have his life.'

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!" mockup

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

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Master's Degrees of the Universe

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'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.' mockup

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

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'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.' mockup

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it." mockup

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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"Well I think the Real question is..." mockup

"Well I think the Real question is..."

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Robot Attack in Bath

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"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...." mockup

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

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'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

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"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant." mockup

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!' mockup

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

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"An equation for your thoughts?"

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.' mockup

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

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"I want my job back."

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A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it. mockup

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

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"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent." mockup

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

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"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?" mockup

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

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Grading Guidelines.

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"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear." mockup

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

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Academia Ponderer T-Shirts Collection

Academia Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for academia ponderers—bring humor and inspiration to their daily coffee routine.

Academia Ponderer Pillows

Cozy up their space with pillows that celebrate pondering and curiosity—perfect for the thoughtful academic.

Academia Ponderer Prints

Decorate their study or office with prints that inspire curiosity and deep thoughts—ideal for the academia ponderer.