Ac Avoider Mugs

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Sawdust.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

Big bumpers.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

D.I.Y ladder

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Danger Signs.

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

'Levi! Think of the environment!'

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

'Can we avoid going through the insurance company.'

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him