Absurdity Seekers T-Shirts

Amputee panhandling for limbs.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Tourists and their Pets.

Crab with a clown face.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Glance Exchange

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Valet park only"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Who's next?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Imagine

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

One way only.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"