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Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

The rocket powered skiier

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

The Unsportables: Relay

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Ski Surfing