Absurd Memo Collector Mugs

Pigeon Memos

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Bear Office Worker

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

I always frame yours, J.B.

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

"Mom, Dad, this is my therapist, John, whom I've told so much about you."

"This is Arthur, my first husband."

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"

The last will and testement...

Marketed music.

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

'Idiot.'

Musician busks for music notes.

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'