Absurd List Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for your absurd list lover? Our collection offers clever, humorous, and slightly absurd items that speak to the delight in the unconventional. Perfect for fans of quirky humor and creative expression, these products will add a dash of whimsy to any space or wardrobe. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, each item is designed to celebrate the art of the absurd and the joy of embracing what makes life wonderfully weird.

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'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.' mockup

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

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Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk. mockup

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?" mockup

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

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Extreme Sisyphus

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Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition mockup

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

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"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice." mockup

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

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A private jet takes off

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'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!' mockup

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

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"Now you can send it."

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"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different." mockup

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

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"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...." mockup

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

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"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles." mockup

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

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'I told you it wouldn't work.'

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'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?' mockup

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

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"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!" mockup

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

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"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order." mockup

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

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A convenient attack of swine flu... mockup

A convenient attack of swine flu...

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'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...' mockup

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

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"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated." mockup

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

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'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.' mockup

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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Eugene Ionesco

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Operation.

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UFO and snowman

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'Miss Jones, take this down.'

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Baseball.

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Breakfast surreal.

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'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!' mockup

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

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'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.' mockup

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

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St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.' mockup

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

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Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed mockup

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

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Bucket List

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Absurd List Lover Gifts Collection

Absurd List Lover Mugs

Explore our range of quirky mugs designed for absurd list lovers. Perfect for adding humor to your morning routine or as a witty gift.

Absurd List Lover Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to match their quirky personality. Our absurd list lover pillows are fun, witty, and sure to add character to any space.

Absurd List Lover Prints

Decorate with our whimsical prints! Designed for those who love to celebrate the bizarre, these art pieces will cheer up any room with their quirky charm.

Absurd List Lover T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty t-shirts for absurd list lovers, blending humor and creativity into wearable art that makes a statement.