Absurd Humor Aficionado Prints

Man balancing food.

Arabs are amused at man selling cat litter in desert.

'Oh dear, a philosopher!'

Hey Maboki, there's one Explorer left! Wanna go halves?!

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Pastry Hat

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Boomerang cow.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Who's next?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

One way only.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"It's my helper trout!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Franz Kafka

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'