Absurd Comedy Aficionado Prints

Gilmore Slugs

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Pastry Hat

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Boomerang cow.

"Who's next?"

One way only.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"It's my helper trout!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Franz Kafka

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Eugene Ionesco

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'You need some stress.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"Bad dog!"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"