Absurd Art Fan Pillows

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Double Saxophone

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Oreolas

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"I could do that."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Flying in Formation.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

Brexit

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

The euro as a monster

Welsh water sewage

Don Jr.