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Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Mouse returns home from work.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Clone Factory

Hammer and Anvil.

Decaying corpse

Catman

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Casting in the swamp.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I'm a stable genius!"

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

A skinny dog with clown make up

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."