Abstract Wonderer Pillows

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'But what is the universe for?'

"Little help?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Musical Pipe

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

God's studio assistants

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Camelot Arms Fair

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Don Quichotte's shadow

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

Dollar sign balloon.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Never drink on an empty stomach. Have some cake."

Cat DNA is decoded.