Abstract Obsessor Gifts

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

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"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Jackson Pollock as a child

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

"He's left out the staples"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'