Abstract Arts Fan Pillows

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

The height of fashion in 1796

Instructional guide to scribbling

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

The Thought Process.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Pastorius wonders why.

bird interprets modern art

'Projectile painting.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"The overthinker"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Selfie

Candle Portraits.

Wagging Dog

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I feel your pain."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.