Abstract Art Enthusiasts Pillows

"His style isn't really surreal but his prices are."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"I really feel we are missing the bigger picture here!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Instructional guide to scribbling

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Thought Process.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

It's a call from Tate modern.

bird interprets modern art

"You're welcome."

"I feel your pain."

'Projectile painting.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Wagging Dog

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Jackson Pollock Studio

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Cremaster Cycle

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"