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The Thought Process.

Cross section through the Art Virus.

"This one looks like an ink-spill too."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Painting of 'My Dad' - 'He's abstract'.

"It's O.K. I've got it."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Lateral Thinking.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

I don't understand this abstract...All of the gastrointestinal parasites were dead within 30 hours.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Quit wishing your time away!"

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

Weeping an Ocean

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

bird interprets modern art

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I feel your pain."

"You're welcome."

'Projectile painting.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Wagging Dog

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Picasso: The Early Years