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'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

The Thought Process.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I feel your pain."

"You're welcome."

bird interprets modern art

Wagging Dog

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Projectile painting.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Jackson Pollock Studio

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The Cremaster Cycle

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

Surreal ale

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"Feel better, dear?"