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"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

The art of painting

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

"That one is titled, 'Unfinished.'"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

The Thought Process.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"You're welcome."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

bird interprets modern art

"I feel your pain."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'Projectile painting.'

Wagging Dog

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"He gets easily abstracted."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

The Cremaster Cycle

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Art Gallery.

"Feel better, dear?"