Absent-minded Adventures Mugs

"I think I forgot to turn off the stove."

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"I sometimes think he's living on a different planet."

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'