Abracadabra Artist Pillows

"Stop catching the bullets!"

The Proust of Twitter

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Building a company.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'Needs more challenge.'

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Build it, and they will sue.

Multitasking

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

"I'm taking you off the fish diet."

'Bloody showoff!'

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Space: A Venn Diagram

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Dog House Building Kit

Cellist on Mars

Prison Paintings

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'It's always good to see accounting on the ball.'

"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"

Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

Trapeze Dates

"It's incredible what nonsense people will believe as long as there are others who also believe."

"Fancy a game of Dungeons and Dragons?"