Abc Scholar Pillows

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

K9 Literati

Truth

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Lady Justice.

Statue of Security

"Finally...school starts next week."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

The hour of justice

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.