Aa Attendee Mugs

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Star Wars Audience

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

The EP-21 spy plane.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

AI Summit

Remote control car breakdown.

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'

'All these conferences look the same.'

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

This may help you understand my presentation.

Lost and found at a magician's convention

Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

A giveaway tan line...

"No one will take me seriously in these shoes."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

Alcoholics Eponymous

Unlucky Tonight's Seminar Will Change Your Life,

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."