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'This one was too patient.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Why Superman flies himself

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Janet Leigh

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

The aviation experts come out to play

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Books versus TV.

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"Of all the times to stall."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"It's my emotional support animal."

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'