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The power behind Huawei

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

Why god isn't listening...

Your friends at the FCC

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

Turn on the AC

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

'We're sorry. Your answer to your secret question was incorrect. Your bank account has therefore been erased from our banking system.'

America needs smaller cars.

The Sale

"I told you we need the internet. We can't organize a revolution with sticky notes!"

"Ever since you yelled at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."

'Don't worry about being lost: If you're microchipped, they'll find your home...'

"Hmmmph! I thought the city was supposed to have smart buses - that one just took off without pickin' us up!!!"

Man in office says to colleague: 'There's so much communication by email now. It's rather :-( '

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

"Will you join me? I'd love to."

"These are not your old ideas, these are my rebooted ideas!!"

Social Hater

I updated my privacy settings.

One of the problems with convincing lawmakers of the need for rural broadband access...

'Jimmy! Will you stop texting on your mobile phone. We are trying to discuss how technology has changed society!'

'This is a lot of trouble! -- Why can't I sign up on line?'

Internet slaves.

"Hi, I'd like to talk about the great future for digital TV" "Two digits to you, mate"

A Late Endorsement for Net Neutrality