40th Birthday Pillows

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

"Nothing serious, Bob - just a case of the forties."

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.

'If life begins at forty, why do they let us leave school twenty four years early?'

Bob's 40th Birthday Parody.

'And then, one day, you'll wake up and realise that you're forty.'

'They say that life begins at 40. Actually it takes that long to realize that it's already half-way gone.'

40th birthday card: 'Time to start voting Tory.'

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"They say that life begins at 40 - but so do lumbago, failing hearing, poor eyesight and constantly repeating yourself! They say..."

"Everything was going great until the day I turned forty. Then my face just seemed to cave in."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Young Frankenstein"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough