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"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Zoom Wedding

Cool 3-D screen.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

'The mARTyr'

'Sadly the characters are still one-dimensional.'

Drawing in 3-D

'Since we've been caught up in the 3-D craze I've been wanting to ask you dear...'Are You Gaining Weight?''

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'You want her to be built like that?'

'Yes, that should do the trick.'

'Okay boys, the single is terrible but if we can make a nasty video for it that gets banned, we got us a No1'

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

'You don't look any better in 3D.'

'Digital-Age Mirage.'

'It's better when you wear the 3D glasses.'

"It's predicted that all cars will be replaced by fuel-efficient alternative technologies within 10 years!"