3d Television Gifts

"Your prescription 3D glasses are here!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Tree house.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

The Plasmas.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Doggy-3D

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Cool 3-D screen.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

Hair Style Menu

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'