3d Cinema Enthusiast Gifts

'No, Jacob. None of the classes this year require 3D glasses.'

"Your prescription 3D glasses are here!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Doggy-3D

Cool 3-D screen.

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

They all have such big nostrils.

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'

'Since we've been caught up in the 3-D craze I've been wanting to ask you dear...'Are You Gaining Weight?''

"It's bad enough seeing his vacation movies - he's gotta charge admission!"

'Wow - it looks so REAL!' (man watching a mugging through 3D glasses)

'Waste of twenty quid.'

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'

Aaaah...I pity you my canine friend! That you cannot experience the wonders of 3D!

"He was sent as part of the 'home cinema' package we got in the sales."

"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."

A man wearing 3D glasses watches a party political broadcast in 3D.

'Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.'

'You don't look any better in 3D.'

Which is scarier: the 3D movie or the audience watching the 3D movie?

'It's better when you wear the 3D glasses.'

'He's the star of that latest 3D film...!'