3d Movie Lover Gifts

"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."

A man wearing 3D glasses watches a party political broadcast in 3D.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

You are very important to me!

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Doggy-3D

Cool 3-D screen.

"No sign of Simba?"

"Start talking."

Cars at the drive in.

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Painter and decorator

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"Dad, please...can't you go faster?"

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'