3d Lover Gifts

'I love high-definition TV!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Doggy-3D

Cool 3-D screen.

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

What do you like most about presents?

"The 3-D version sucks."

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

'Since we've been caught up in the 3-D craze I've been wanting to ask you dear...'Are You Gaining Weight?''

'Since that total body transplant, I feel like a different person!'

Aaaah...I pity you my canine friend! That you cannot experience the wonders of 3D!

A man wearing 3D glasses watches a party political broadcast in 3D.

"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."

'You don't look any better in 3D.'

Nose job.

Which is scarier: the 3D movie or the audience watching the 3D movie?